Blog of a Lab Assistant 9

Assistant's Blog
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Blog of a Lab Assistant #9

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Removed: No Longer Available Blog of a Lab Assistant 9 was removed from the game files, and is no longer obtainable. It was included as placeholder content during early access, and replaced before full release

Assistant's Blog was an Apex codex found inside Apex Facilities.

It was removed from the game when lore was rewritten in update cheerful giraffe.

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Blog of a Lab Assistant 9

I'm writing this from beneath a desk. I'm hiding. If I don't make it out of here, spread my story. Make sure the universe knows what happened. I can hear gunfire, and screams, and a terrible, pained roaring sound.

Big Ape arrived. Just knocked on the door and announced he was here. Of course, I threw it open excitedly. Doctor Lax, stepping out of her chamber, screamed for me to stop, but it was too late. A figure stood there, wearing an ill-fitting ape costume.

Tearing off the costume, the creature tossed me aside. I've never seen a beast like it. It was sentient; it spoke to Doctor Lax, told her that her time was up, that the Ring of Thorns had found her. It began to chase her through the compound, as I cowered beneath my desk.

History

• Perturbed Koala: Added
  

• Cheerful Giraffe: Removed
  

Data

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