Clumsy

Clumsy is one of 14 personality types which an NPC can have. NPCs with this personality type are not very good at using objects, and every interaction they have with one is a disaster. (Note: objects are still usable even after being interacted with by a Clumsy NPC.)

Special Reactions

Clumsy NPCs gain the following reactions (see Personality for the defaults which are overridden by this personality's reactions):

• Videogame Complete: Explode
• Console: Touch and Explode
• Wall Button: Touch and Explode
• Wall Switch: Touch and Explode
• Vending Machine Collect: Touch and Explode
• Broken Console: Touch and Explode
• Hand Dryer: Touch and Explode
• Furnace Complete: Burn
• Campfire: Burn
• Water Cooler Complete: Wet
• Sink Complete: Wet
• Teleporter: Touch and Explode
• Teleporter Complete: Vomit
• Turret: Touch and Explode
• Gong Complete: Hurt-Hop
• Drum Complete: Hurt-Hop

In addition, Clumsy NPCs can use Explode, Touch and Explode, Burn, or Wet after any other reaction.

Special Status Messages

In addition to generic status messages, Clumsy NPCs may decide to use the following status messages:

Clumsy Status Messages

Wishing somebody could help open a jar Breaking everything they touch Keeps tripping up Keeps insulting people by mistake Repeatedly dropping expensive possessions Considering learning juggling Feeling prone to mistakes Slipping up Feeling clumsy Afraid of breaking something Wondering if they could operate a spaceship Cursing their luck Cursing their dexterity Considering buying insurance Swearing he didn't do it Thinking they left something behind Feeling like they've lost something Feeling dangerous Compulsively wobbling Systematically ruining everything Unhappy with the physics In fear of falling down Hands are slippery Fingers are buttery Wobbling like jelly Feeling like they can't be trusted Dropping the ball Lacking dignity Stubbed their toe Gangling Feeling ungainly