Data:Hylotlmission6
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| File Name | hylotlmission6.codex |
| File Path | assets\codex\missions\hylotl mission\competition winners |
| icon | jokebookcover.png |
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| itemConfig | Price: 25 Rarity: common |
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| description | The name "Cedarfang" is written inside the cover. |
| title | Miniknog Issued Joke Book |
| contentPages | Q: Why did the Hylotl cross the stream?
A: To get to the other tide! Q: Why do Avians manage the worst sports bars? A: Because they never have any wings! Q: What do you call a comrade who is behaving in an unorthodox manner? A: It doesn't matter. Tell Miniknog. Q: A rebel, a traitor, and a worthless excuse for a comrade walk into a bar., A: The man is quickly detained. Thank you for your patriotism, comrade. Q: What gets bigger the more you take from it? A: A grave. Remember, comrade: unorthodox behaviour often ends in terrible accidents! Q: What do you get when you mix "free-thinking" and rebellion? A: The privilege of a brief vacation. Q: What do you call a room with fifty comrades in it?, A: A wonderfully designed and comfortable Miniknog issued detainment room. |
