Removed: No Longer Available
The Lusty Avian Maid was removed from the game files, and is no longer obtainable.
It was included as placeholder content during early access, and replaced before full release
The Lusty Avian Maid was an Avian codex entry.
It was removed from the game when lore was rewritten in update cheerful giraffe.
The Lusty Avian Maid
Human Translator's note: our most accurate translation of the Avian word "lusty" (which is, of course, pronounced with an audible 'squawk') approximates, in our language, to "flatulent". This stage reading is the best example we have of the budding Avian performance culture, which seems to only have started after first contact with ours. However, it is important to note that this transliteration is from a damaged document, so large parts are missing.
SCENE: Ext., Avian temple suicide tower. Grants-You-Wings, an Avian priestess, is lecturing a group of young Avians on the afterlife.
Grants-You-Wings: "…and as you hit the ground, your soul will ascend into the Aether, to be judged by Kluex himself."
First Student: "But what if we don't die when we hit the ground?"
Grants-You-Wings: "Then you have been chosen to stay on our mortal plane to serve Kluex and Rahe."
First Student: "That makes sense- hey, what's that smell..?"
OFF-STAGE: An ominous rumbling/fluttering sound shakes the stage.
Grants-You-Wings: "My apologies. I have been very lusty recently."
This codex was written by writing contributor demanrisu originally and the full version was published in the April 2013 editon of the Starbound Chronicle.
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