The Lusty Avian Maid

The Lusty Avian Maid

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Removed: No Longer Available The Lusty Avian Maid was removed from the game files, and is no longer obtainable. It was included as placeholder content during early access, and replaced before full release

The Lusty Avian Maid was an Avian codex entry.

It was removed from the game when lore was rewritten in update Cheerful Giraffe.

Contents

The Lusty Avian Maid

PART 3

Human Translator's note: our most accurate translation of the Avian word "lusty" (which is, of course, pronounced with an audible 'squawk') approximates, in our language, to "flatulent". This stage reading is the best example we have of the budding Avian performance culture, which seems to only have started after first contact with ours. However, it is important to note that this transliteration is from a damaged document, so large parts are missing.

SCENE: Ext., Avian temple suicide tower. Grants-You-Wings, an Avian priestess, is lecturing a group of young Avians on the afterlife.

Grants-You-Wings: "…and as you hit the ground, your soul will ascend into the Aether, to be judged by Kluex himself." First Student: "But what if we don't die when we hit the ground?"

Grants-You-Wings: "Then you have been chosen to stay on our mortal plane to serve Kluex and Rahe."

First Student: "That makes sense- hey, what's that smell..?"

OFF-STAGE: An ominous rumbling/fluttering sound shakes the stage.

Grants-You-Wings: "My apologies. I have been very lusty recently."

This codex was written by writing contributor demanrisu originally and the full version was published in the April 2013 editon of the Starbound Chronicle.

Trivia

• The book's title is a reference to "The Lusty Argonian Maid" playbook found in The Elder Scrolls games.

History

• Perturbed Koala: Added
  

• Cheerful Giraffe: Removed
  

Data

itemName: lustymaidCodex

File Details Spawn Command /spawnitem lustymaidCodex File Name lustymaid.codexitem File Path assets/codex/documents

Legacy Lore
Bosses Bone Dragon • Erchius Horror • Fatal Circuit • Jelly • Tentacomet Species Agaran Agaran Menace Apex Apex Journey Begins • Apex Introduction • A plea from the Resistance Apex Advert • Apex Headline • Apex Poster • Child's Rhyme • Big Ape and the Beanstalk • Folk Tale • Glory to Big Ape: A Chant • Miniknog Problems: A Report • Scribbled Note Avian Avian Journey Begins • Avian Introduction • The Truth about Kluex Abridged History of the Avians • An Ancient Avian Prayer • A Modern Avian Prayer • A Prayer to Kluex • Avian Air Shanty • Doctrine of the Grounded • Las'la Crimsonwing's Diary  [ 1 | 2 | 3 ]  • Mallard Reynolds' Diary • Note from a Pilot • Results of Ascension • The Children of Kluex • The Commandments of Kluex • The Fall • The Flightless Mandate • The Lusty Avian Maid • The Progenitors • Tombkeeper's Diary  [ 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 ]  • Words Scrawled Inside A Tomb Floran Floran Journey Begins • Floran Introduction • Floran's Goal Apex-written note  [ 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 ]  • Charcoal drawing • Charcoal writing • Greenguard's Journal  [ 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 ]  • Guard log • Scrawled handwritten note • Slate drawing • The Trial of Saplings  [ 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 ]  Glitch Glitch Journey Begins • Glitch Introduction • Outcast No More Message to all Glitch Guards • Outcast Poster • Stamped-on pamphlet • To-Do List • Well-Folded Note Human Human Journey Begins • Human Introduction • The Problem with Tentacles Ghosts in the Walls • New Policy • Subject: Standing Orders • USCM Field Handbook • USCM Personnel Log  [ 12572 | 54126 | 58719 | 58991 | 60102 | 99999 ]  Hylotl Hylotl Journey Begins • Hylotl Introduction • Spread Your Peace Missions Lunar Base Mission Erchius Records  [ 01 | 02 | 03 ]  Floran Caverns Mission Floran Caverns  [ Analysis | Study | Tactics ]  Characters Big Ape A Ludicrous Annoyance • Minutes of a Meeting Doctor Lax Blog of a Lab Assistant  [ 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 ]  • Project Incarcerus Notes  [ 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 ]  Greenfinger of the Floran Greenfinger's Notes:  [ Big Ape | Humans | Loose Ends | Receiving Guests | Teaching | The Beast | Treetop Dwellings | Writing Ban ]  • Methods of Excommunication • Notes on  [ Drysap 1 | Drysap 2 | Floran Biology | Sunborn Corpses ]  • The Compiled Bestiary:  [ Growfly | Mecharachnid | Po ]  • The Curious Glitch Hewlett Deckard, Glitch bounty hunter The Steel Casebook:  ( Apex • Excerpts  [ 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 ]  • Prisoners  [ 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 ]  )  • Transcript  [ 0292 | 0293 ]  Hiraki Corale, Hylotl adventurer A Note on Glitch  [ Hierarchy | Individuals | Outcasts ]  • A Pleasant Town • A Rude Awakening • A Strange Encounter • A Tasty Beverage • Bunker Busters • Fight or Flight • Friends to the End • The Iron Avian • The Peaceful Temple Huntmaster Sunflower Tzu The Art of Stabbing  [ 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 ]  K'arn Hollowbeak, Avian scholar Avian Burials • Avian History • Avian Power Crystals • Avian Tombkeepers • Avian Traditions • Species and their Gods • The Avian Afterlife • The Clipped Council • The Nature of Sacrifice • The Writing of the Texts Kah'se Seedpecker Notes from the Ground Platinum Ace, Outcast leader A Handwritten Note • Constructed Free • The Battleground • The Ferrying • The Severing Po-metheus Lament • Loneliness • The Modern Po-metheus Rochard Hawkwings The Kluex Delusion  [ 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 ]  The Iron Avian Journal of a Mechanic  [ 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 ]  • Journal of a Hero Thornwing The Ascendant's Tale  [ 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 ]  Treeio Florstab and Professor Irondome A review of Floran Peace • An Angry Rant • An excerpt from Floran Peace • Page of an Exercise Book • Printed Page • Professor Irondome's Journal  [ 1 | 2 ]