Miniknog Issued Joke Book

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The name "Cedarfang" is written inside the cover.
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Miniknog Issued Joke Book is a codex found in the Grand Pagoda Library mission. It is located in a card index cabinet on a high bookshelf, to the right of the main elevator on Floor 02.

This codex was a winning fan entry in the Take a Look, it’s in a Book lore submission contest, written by forum member Cedarfang.


Miniknog Issued Joke Book

Q: Why did the Hylotl cross the stream?
A: To get to the other tide!

Q: Why do Avians manage the worst sports bars?
A: Because they never have any wings!

Q: What do you call a comrade who is behaving in an unorthodox manner?
A: It doesn't matter. Tell Miniknog.

Q: A rebel, a traitor, and a worthless excuse for a comrade walk into a bar.
A: The man is quickly detained. Thank you for your patriotism, comrade.

Q: What gets bigger the more you take from it?
A: A grave. Remember, comrade: unorthodox behaviour often ends in terrible accidents!

Q: What do you get when you mix "free-thinking" and rebellion?
A: The privilege of a brief vacation.

Q: What do you call a room with fifty comrades in it?
A: A wonderfully designed and comfortable Miniknog issued detainment room.


File Details

Spawn Command /spawnitem hylotlmission6-codex
File Name hylotlmission6.codex
File Path assets\codex\missions\hylotl mission\competition winners