Miniknog Issued Joke Book
Q: Why did the Hylotl cross the stream?
A: To get to the other tide!
Q: Why do Avians manage the worst sports bars?
A: Because they never have any wings!
Q: What do you call a comrade who is behaving in an unorthodox manner?
A: It doesn't matter. Tell Miniknog.
Q: A rebel, a traitor, and a worthless excuse for a comrade walk into a bar.
A: The man is quickly detained. Thank you for your patriotism, comrade.
Q: What gets bigger the more you take from it?
A: A grave. Remember, comrade: unorthodox behaviour often ends in terrible accidents!
Q: What do you get when you mix "free-thinking" and rebellion?
A: The privilege of a brief vacation.
Q: What do you call a room with fifty comrades in it?
A: A wonderfully designed and comfortable Miniknog issued detainment room.