Miniknog Issued Joke Book

Miniknog Issued Joke Book Codex

The name "Cedarfang" is written inside the cover.

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Miniknog Issued Joke Book is a codex found in the Grand Pagoda Library mission. It is located in a card index cabinet on a high bookshelf, to the right of the main elevator on Floor 02.

This codex was a winning fan entry in the Take a Look, it’s in a Book lore submission contest, written by forum member Cedarfang.

Contents

Miniknog Issued Joke Book

Q: Why did the Hylotl cross the stream?
A: To get to the other tide!

Q: Why do Avians manage the worst sports bars?
A: Because they never have any wings!

Q: What do you call a comrade who is behaving in an unorthodox manner?
A: It doesn't matter. Tell Miniknog.

Q: A rebel, a traitor, and a worthless excuse for a comrade walk into a bar.
A: The man is quickly detained. Thank you for your patriotism, comrade.

Q: What gets bigger the more you take from it?
A: A grave. Remember, comrade: unorthodox behaviour often ends in terrible accidents!

Q: What do you get when you mix "free-thinking" and rebellion?
A: The privilege of a brief vacation.

Q: What do you call a room with fifty comrades in it?
A: A wonderfully designed and comfortable Miniknog issued detainment room.

History

• Cheerful Giraffe: Added
  

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itemName: hylotlmission6

File Details Spawn Command /spawnitem hylotlmission6-codex File Name hylotlmission6.codex File Path assets\codex\missions\hylotl mission\competition winners

Lore
Starter About The Terrene Protectorate • Terrene Protectorate Field Guide Species Apex 10 Years On • Apex: An Identity Lost • Apex Ration Book • Dissent in our Midst! • Internal Report #E86A • Miniknog Crisis Aversion • 'Project: De-Ape' Lab Report • RE: Selection bias! • Rebel Dispatch • Side Effects of VEP • The Superior Species Avian A Pilgrimage to Avos • Avian Battle Techniques • Avoscript  [ Verse 1:1:1 | Verse 23:4:27 ]  • History of the Stargazers • Manifesto of the Grounded • Our Lost Wings • Stargazer's Treasures • The Eyes of Kluex • Yolotli's Diary  [ Entry 1 | Entry 2 | Entry 3 | Entry 4 ]  Floran A Departed Floran • A Greenfinger's Diary • Floran Family Trees • Floran Meatbook • Florans in the Mist • Good Floran Behaviour • How To Get Meats • Maku's Journal • The Role of a Greenfinger • What I Did On My Holidays Glitch A Plea to Self-Aware Glitch • Built for Purpose?  [  I  |  II  ]  • Doomed Machines Discovered! • Filling Up the Tank • Mechanical Machinations • Medicine Amongst the Glitch • The Ins and Outs of It • The Plague of Madness Human A History of Space Travel • A United Earth • Earth's Emergency Broadcast • Human Census: Report • HUMANITY NEEDS YOU! • Humanity's Redemption • It's Not a Bug, It's a Creature • Off-Earth Human Census • Our Duty to the Stars • The Protectorate Code • USCM Annual Report Hylotl A Culture of Beauty • A Treatise on the Floran • In Defence of Our Race • Letheia Corporation Brochure • The Evolution of the Hylotl • The Fall of Our Peace • The Pledge of the Scholar • To Train the Warrior • We Who Survive Penguin Dreadwing The Penguin • Shockhopper Mech Mk I • The Would-Be King  [ Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6 ]  Missions Erchius Mining Facility Communication Failed • Emergency Lockdown • Letheia Corporation Guidelines • The Erchius Horror Ceremonial Hunting Caverns History of The Hunt • Living In Fear • Rools • The Ixodoom, an Analysis Grand Pagoda Library Letter from the Librarian • Salvage Plans • Official Notice • Nox's Journal Freedom • Ironbeak's Journal • Miniknog Issued Joke Book • Never Invite a Novakid to Tea • The Slibbler Great Sovereign Temple A Desert Expedition • Caretaker Guidelines • The Great Temples • The Gift Miniknog Stronghold Contents Page • Defensive Systems • Report on Rebel Bases • Miniknog R&D Report Baron's Keep Dear Baron • Details of the Wager • The Big Book of Adventurers • The Bone Dragon Colony A Guide To Colony Construction • How I Became A Landlord  [ 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 ]  Hiraki Corale, Hylotl Adventurer A Nice Day Out • A Slight Misunderstanding • Floran Architecture • Guest in the Castle • La Resistance • Seasick • The Prefix Problem • The Silly Miniknog • Trapped in a Tomb Other Esther's Journal • Thank you card • The Ancient Alphabet